"Next Life" - Woody Allen

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for highschool. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsabilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case".

Este texto de Woody Allen foi-me enviado ontem por mail pelo caro sócio-bloguista (mas o mais ausente ultimamente) Fernando Mota. Ripostei logo que seria um magnífico post para "Anacruses". Fernando respondeu: "Tens toda a razão! Peço-te que o ponhas lá tu... Estou a fazer as malas...amanhã às 08.45 horas parto para Buenos Aires... o amor..."

O.K. Fernando, la vita è bella, o tango no próximo post é para ti.

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