Humor escocês

A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says: "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, sarcastically: "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies: "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."





(N.B. O caro leitor deve concordar que qualquer tentativa de tradução estragava a piada desta "naughty joke of the week" que encontrei no blogue de Kevin Spraggett, Grande Mestre de Xadrez(!) canadense, tal como eu há mais de vinte anos residente em Portugal.
Só falta o sotaque escocês!)